Is He A Threat To The Chickens?

I am not your flute nemesis named Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

That sounds like my kind of sandwich

You can only post this once a year

Coming home from assessment and we got STRAIGHT ONES BABYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Whelp I’m not confident enough to tag anyone other than @helenalikeschickens

Blrrble Grrble!

ok guys we are gonna get this post as far as possible, tag everyone you know, put art on it show pictures of cute animals, anything!

we must blrrble all the grrbles

@drearygenie @plebbotheblob @aroacesetitoff @pirateshippotato @bexbashie @imaginethisisagoodname @imgayandneedsleep @yurifein @brave-bumblebee248 @axiigotlost @filowyn @yurifein @ anyone

I personally am partial to using spam

CAN WE PLEASE COLLECTIVELY COME UP WITH A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR “SIR” AND “MA’AM”???? I SWEAR IM NOT TRYING TO MISGENDER YALL ITS JUST MY SOUTHERN UPBRINGING KICKING ME IN THE TEETH!!!!!!

Yeah spring is great and pretty but I’m coughing and sneezing every third word I say so it’s a bit of a toss up for me.

Wildflower season is here!!

I love spring 🥰