Listening To EPIC On Shuffle Is Always A Gamble. Just Got Hold Them Down Followed By Survive.

The best memories are captured by the shittiest camera.

Oh, to be a squirrel that halls out of a tree onto a speeding vehicle below...

I don't feel real.

Has anyone else experienced this?

I need help.

I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.

My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.

I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man

I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.

Am going to bed.

Why do TV shows make the literal spawn of Satan so damn hot!??!

Being in college is so weird. One day I'm a 1930's housewife and another I'm in a cemetery reciting poems about dead people.

Or the relief of pain you didn't realize you had because you're so used to it.

That chronic pain feeling when you finally lay on your back.

My mom: what do you think that is?

Me: Uhhhh. A White Castle?

Pro tip for my cold babes - put a glass jar of water on a candle warmer and whenever you get cold, put your hands on that. It feels so warm - but not too hot. For an added bonus, put some essential oil in there to make the room smell good.

I have a really safe candle warmer that is away from my dog and I can leave it running for a few days at a time without burning my house down!

If you want to try this, make sure to do a trial run by monitoring it to know if it gets too hot.

I think my English teacher hates theater kids.

It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.

I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.

I have a question for the Hair and Cosplay side of Tumblr

I plan to dye my natural hair temporarily for a cosplay. What kind/brand of hair dye should I get that will eventually come out and not stain my hair? And that won't rub off onto my cosplay/ other things and won't stain my skin?