Pro Tip For My Cold Babes - Put A Glass Jar Of Water On A Candle Warmer And Whenever You Get Cold, Put

*hears the sound of feet skin smacking a tile floor come closer* *whispers* he's here

WHO???? WHOS HERE???

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice

Current status: laying in the locker room of another school's homecoming without being able to put my feet up to get blood back up to my brain. I can't put me feet up without showing everyone my hoo and my haa due to a short dress. And there are at least a dozen other girls around me.

My body wants me dead and humiliated.

I fucking LOVE flowers

The less I sleep, the more will to live I lose.

Just got my ears pierced and now I'm shakey and lightheaded. On the bright side, I'm so used to needles being in me that it didn't hurt to bad.

I freaking love this 😂

Does anybody else just want to cry when they see a math problem?

Like I don't care that Jorge has 20 watermelons or that he has to launch them to his friend Bianca on the fifth floor of their building. He can figure that out himself.

What I wouldn't do to hear Kholby Wardell sing Noel's Lament in French.