The Best Memories Are Captured By The Shittiest Camera.

"When everything matters, nothing does!"

- A New York homeless man.

Does anybody else just want to cry when they see a math problem?

Like I don't care that Jorge has 20 watermelons or that he has to launch them to his friend Bianca on the fifth floor of their building. He can figure that out himself.

i need therapy after watching this

IM IN A PRODUCTION WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ANDREW KEENAN- BOLGER

I have the muscle memory of this fucking song from Just Dance

I keep seeing this picture and all I want to say is I hope he lets Leon drive him around.

I am currently watching The Marvels for the first time and all I can say is what the actual fuck were the writers on? Because I would like some.

Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory?  If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary.  You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens.  A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

My toxic trait is that if I can't find anything I want to eat, even if I'm hungry, I won't eat at all.

I started to write my assignment for this class and I'm only on the second question and my head is starting to hurt.

I'm scared, y'all

I think my English teacher hates theater kids.

It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.

I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.