Oh, To Be A Squirrel That Halls Out Of A Tree Onto A Speeding Vehicle Below...

You don't feel like wearing your compression socks today?

That's fine,

But just think of how good your calves would look if you did.

There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.

So I just had blood drawn and it wasn't a lot taken. When I left the lab, it took mabie ten steps before I had the worst and scariest visual blackout I have ever had. It was so intense that I could hardly stand and I think if I had been up any longer, I would have passed out. I felt cold all over but was sweating and I couldn't see a thing. Instead of just seeing black, a cloud of white ended up appearing. I have no idea what happened, but I am really shaken.

I would let her get me pregnant

So I have started a thing to motivate me (kinda)

I have a jar next to my bedroom door and everytime I have a good health day, I put a tiny piece of origami in it

My friend (@ask-and-i-answer ) wanted to do something similar so we came up with a mug and money system. The bigger the coin, the bigger the pain she had that day.

For example: a quarter would mean that she was having extremely bad pain and a dime means very little pain.

When in doubt, finger guns.

It do be like that tho

favorite american horror story boy 🫀

The Michael Langdon better known as the Antichrist

This is the scariest thing with a chronic illness because we might have to change plans at the last minute due to a flare or any sudden health problems.

My biggest fear is that the person on the other end hates me because of this.

"Great minds think alike but the greater one says it first"

I thought of this to try and make myself sound wise in 5th grade and haven't stopped using this phrase.

Blessed Be The Daughters Of Thor Who Carry Lightning On Their Hips And Thunder In Their Thighs!