Chronicallye - I Am E

Hear me out - books with blacklight ink.

It would be more efficient than glow in the dark ink because they would have to absorb light to begin with. And you could read at night in a car without blinding the driver.

You could get either a UV headlight or a UV book light.

I would spend way too much money on this

I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.

"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."

"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."

*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

Watching Resident Evil playthroughs sped up is so unserious

This is amazing

so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

I'm being held together with duck tape and zip ties at this point.

You know what, I'm crashing, I'm burning. I'm falling out of the sky.

I know what cane I'm gonna buy! (It's the only green one with a t-handle I could find) I hope this cane will help me!!

Heres a link:

The worst thing about school is it makes me feel like my health problems need to come second. Even with a 504 plan, I still end up falling behind and have to force myself to suffer to get things done.