Just Accidentally Swallowed A Pea Whole And Saw My Life Flash Before My Eyes.

Just saw Ride the Cyclone and they put Noel in an Orange corset and Pink spandex

Some fun things for my chronic babes - keep all hospital bands from the year and use them as ornaments during Christmas time!

Bonus points if you can get like an x-ray as the tree topper.

I want to thundercunt the thunder cunt

The Airbnb that the EPIC cast stayed at in Ithaca will be a historical site among fans and I love that.

I have a question for the Hair and Cosplay side of Tumblr

I plan to dye my natural hair temporarily for a cosplay. What kind/brand of hair dye should I get that will eventually come out and not stain my hair? And that won't rub off onto my cosplay/ other things and won't stain my skin?

So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.

I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.

Full speed ahead - walk forward

Come inside - go through a doorway

Away we go - get out of the car

Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed

I have the muscle memory of this fucking song from Just Dance

Being the funny friend is hard

Having a chronic illness sometimes means cutting a walk short. Other times it means chopping garlic on your bed because it's comfy there

Good morning

I still feel like a dream

I can't seem to hold things very well and am constantly dropping things.

This is scary.

I don't feel real.

Has anyone else experienced this?

I need help.

I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.

My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.

I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man

I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.

Am going to bed.