It Do Be Like That Tho

Fuckin' Finally

FYI to sick or disabled folks and those who assist or care for them:  Simplicity patterns has a new line of adaptive sewing patterns.  Designs include tops with port access, clothing with velcro closures, bags and cushions for mobility aids, bibs, chemo hats, and more.

I’m excited about these because they are the first patterns of this kind I’ve seen anywhere.  And Simplicity patterns are great for beginning sewists, with very clear step by step instructions and illustrations.

Patterns can be purchased here:  https://simplicity.com/simplicity/adaptive/

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Just introduced my younger cousin to ✨Vine✨ and he said that they did a Fortnight dance.

FORTNIGHT DIDN'T EXIST DURING VINE

This is her song

The little man has gotten out and is now stabbing my vagina.

It feels like there is a little man under my kneecaps trying to get out

I don't need or want a man standing up for me, but damn it's sexy

I went to a salon to get my hair done for prom and one of the first things I heard was, "I'm scared of the Children of the Foreskin."

I'm now scared of them too.

This was the sign at my dog training facility...

It sucks that my body cracks like a glow stick and I don't glow neon green

Life is UNFAIR

Living with chronic illness means learning to use your left foot to drive (while on a busy road alone in the car) because your right leg became extremely painful to move.

it’s a tough week for musical ghosts 😞