"Great Minds Think Alike But The Greater One Says It First"

I was in the ER overnight and didn't get home untill about 5:00 only to be told that my blood work is normal and I should follow up with my specialists.

That's how my life is going.

Rewatching Resident Evil playthroughs and am currently on Code Veronica. Alfred Ashford's laugh sounds like Hermes from EPIC, except very twinkish.

This is a jem that I had to screenshot

@i-am-a-fish @pukicho

Watching Resident Evil playthroughs sped up is so unserious

“invisible”

(a mediocre poem by someone who is not a writer)

I cannot leave my room due to pain

I have an invisible illness

I hide my hands out of embarrassment of a rash

I have an invisible illness

I am late due to hypersomnia

I have an invisible illness

I cannot raise up my head due to fatigue

I have an invisible illness

I take a multitude of meds

I have an invisible illness

I am absent due to doctors much more than others

I have an invisible illness

I cannot walk as fast as my peers

I have an invisible illness

I need to sit after 5 minutes of standing

I have an invisible illness

Simply standing makes me short of breath

I have an invisible illness

I use my mobility aids

Do you see me now?

I am running on a protein bar, 2 eggs, and three glasses of Kool aid and I feel GREAT.

anna: oh no there's a cockroach

jane: ew, take off your shoe and kill it

anna: *takes off her shoe and kills it with her bare foot*

jane: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Being in college is so weird. One day I'm a 1930's housewife and another I'm in a cemetery reciting poems about dead people.

Someone please help Amber.

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice