IM IN A PRODUCTION WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ANDREW KEENAN- BOLGER

Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.

As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.

So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."

I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.

Can we have cane nooks in public bathrooms?

Like I was just in a library bathroom and my cane kept sliding while I was washing my hands and it was super hard to hold onto my cane and wash my hands.

It would be helpful if there were dips in the counter in-between each sink so I can rest my cane in there and not have to worry about it falling.

I need to see Odysseus suplex a suitor and make a comment about his wife.

I don't like every genre of music, but I'm pretty much okay with everything except hyper specific groups, bands, and songs

RIP James Patrick March, you would love Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan

It is currently Midnight and I'm sitting on my bed eating a cucumber and don't remember how I got in this situation. And it's a big cucumber and I have eaten at least 2/3 of it. I am so confused.

Classy badass women with family issues wear red leather jackets. It's canon.

You know what would really get people off their phones these days?

Public executions.

This has forced me to make a really terrible decision. Absolutely do not click this link.

hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.

you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t accessible to anyone with the link

because that would just be terrible

Just had a nurse say she was living life on the edge by shopping in the Old Navy clearance section.