I Have The Muscle Memory Of This Fucking Song From Just Dance

I need a website that can find an existing sewing pattern for a cosplay. I want to take a picture of what I want and I want to see a matching pattern.

Dargoa: Actual human interaction

Erik: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my gondola for 30 minutes can’t?

Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.

But I heard Homer erotic.

So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'

My dream aesthetic is a mix of slutty vampire and cottage core pirates.

To the guy who approached my dog and I at night and asked to pet her and then understood that her running away with a toy in her mouth did not mean that she wanted to play with you, Thank you.

Aubry Plaza and Jane Russell have the same scary energy

*hears the sound of feet skin smacking a tile floor come closer* *whispers* he's here

WHO???? WHOS HERE???

I love the disability pride pin!

found this shwaty <3

now thats more like what my hair looks like <3

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The Cha-cha Slide and Cupid Shuffle ain't have NOTHING on The Time Warp and you can't change my mind.

The less I sleep, the more will to live I lose.