"When everything matters, nothing does!"
- A New York homeless man.
I just sneezed and my ass crack popped
What’s up, bitches. My heart rate hit 239 according to my pulse oximeter today, so here’s your reminder that it’s dysautonomia awareness month! Be aware that this disorder SUCKS
My dream aesthetic is a mix of slutty vampire and cottage core pirates.
The worst thing about school is it makes me feel like my health problems need to come second. Even with a 504 plan, I still end up falling behind and have to force myself to suffer to get things done.
*tour guide barbie voice*
Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.
~a few moments later~
Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.
~literally not even 2 seconds later~
MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY
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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice
Hear me out - books with blacklight ink.
It would be more efficient than glow in the dark ink because they would have to absorb light to begin with. And you could read at night in a car without blinding the driver.
You could get either a UV headlight or a UV book light.
I would spend way too much money on this
I fucking LOVE flowers
Classy badass women with family issues wear red leather jackets. It's canon.
Potsies listen up
PRESERVE YOUR OWN GARLIC
Chop up fresh garlic and put it in a jar with olive oil and a shit ton of salt (the garlic will help to mask some of it so you can add more) And stick it in the fridge for at least a week before cooking with it.
I had some that was preserved for around a year and it was so good.