I just want y'all to know that in 4th grade, a group of popular girls rejected me for some stupid reason, and I started running down the soccer field. My poor little body wasn't able to comprehend going fast and trying to look cool, so I fell over my own damn leg and fell on a rock fracturing my arm. But on the plus side, I was able to piss the girls off my not letting them sign my cast.
So if anyone hurts your feelings, hurt them even more then get pity attention from everyone else.
Why do TV shows make the literal spawn of Satan so damn hot!??!
Currently wearing a Spirit Halloween corset because I don't have a lower back brace.
I have the muscle memory of this fucking song from Just Dance
I freaking love this 😂
"I have book smarts"
"I have street smarts"
I have a hyper specific combination that allows me to kick your ass while explaining why the Trojan War could have actually been possible
I hate that my leg hairs hurt from wearing compression socks daily. Like, yes I put lotion on every night and yes I have days off, but can my pants just not tough my leg without feeling like I'm getting stabbed with safety pins??!?
The universe cursed me with being a hairy person with extra long legs and not energy to shave them.
Anybody else have a sensory problem with wearing a winter coat indoors?
Like, I can't wear a coat in a freezing car because it is too much coat.
Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.