Everytime I Think To Myself, "maybe I'm Not That Much Of A Dean Girl" Just To Then Keep Wondering Where

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

RIP Dean Winchester you would have loved the good the bad and the ugly fandom on tiktok

Zaun vik and Jayce

castiel's confused head tilt rb if u agree

Today, Dean throws paper in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of his usual scissors, leaving Sam frozen in a state of surprise while Dean celebrates not having to mop or vacuum

early seasons destiel was such a moment. cas appears in a barn after yelling incoherently at dean in a gas station and his hotel room, then proceeds to tell dean his greatest secrets, eyefuck him within an inch of his life, call sam an abomination, explode a few light fixtures for effect, and disappear… and the fandom was like oh yeah baby that’s romance!

Nobody:

me: im gonna read fanfiction and watch 15 seasons of the best worst tv ever made

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

Team Free Will.

They're the same picture.