dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"
everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
I am studying medicine not in a Grey's anatomy, 21st century way, I am studying medicine in a 19th century, gothic, will become the next Victor Frankenstein, way.
one of the things that astound me the most is the belief that classics are boring??? I don't know what y'all have been reading, but personally the Decameron is one of the wildest books I have ever read
AND IT WAS AIMED TOWARDS WOMEN
randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THISBAOUHEKXBEJ
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
completely based off this post
@samwinchesterstan
telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
She/Her / God's wreteched asexual woman in STEM (Shadows, Treachery, Entrampent, Malice) / I truly have no fucking idea what I'm doing / bit of everything blog
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