Today, Dean Throws Paper In A Game Of Rock, Paper, Scissors Instead Of His Usual Scissors, Leaving Sam

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

brutalist candy cane

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

one of the things that astound me the most is the belief that classics are boring??? I don't know what y'all have been reading, but personally the Decameron is one of the wildest books I have ever read

AND IT WAS AIMED TOWARDS WOMEN

HEAR ME OUTTT

MODERN AU JAYCE/ARCANE AU VIKTOR

tw: pain, injury, death

Jayce got isekaid (fell asleep while playing LOL/got hit by a truck) to Arcane AU. Jayce is confused by everything. He found himself waking up days after the explosion in his apartment. Then he was sent to trial immediately, but initially thought it was a drwam/prank that he started rambling about his reailty. Some people with alternative selves from where Jayce is from (Ximena, Caitlyn, Kirammans, Councillor) which was why he thought it was a prank.

Got expelled, then got branded as crazy person, then realized he could feel pain but also knew that his memories were real. He theorized that if he could recreate the accident it might return him home but VIKTOR APPEARED and stopped him from doing it (he thought he was gonna jump)

Viktor was intrigued by the Alternate Universes then showed the hextech reseearch to Jayce, which belonged to Arcane!Jayce. Jayce kind of understood it in a sense it had a mirror to physics.

Focuses initially on inventing travelling device, but realized hextech could be use to cure Viktor. And when he realzied they were running out of time (Vik is dying), he researched more on Vik's disease. Jayce theorized there might be a cure in his modern au for Vik's lung disease. So they trY TO MAKE HEXTECH TRAVEL DEVICE TO CURE VIK BEFORE HE DIES

Lowkey want to end that Vik dies when they almost completed it. Like for example Vik said he'll just sleep then thanks Jayce for giving him hope, then Jayce tells him sweet dreams, but Jayce didnt realize that was their last conversation. Next morning, Jayce had finally solved the last puzzle but Viktor wouldnt wake up.

Ending can go two ways:

1. Jayce cant accept it and tries to turn on machine, carrying Viktor with him. When Jayce wakes up, he's back again in his world but no Viktor. He thinks everything that has happened was a dream, but still could remember the pain from losing Viktor, until he meets modern Viktor :3

2. Jayce arranges Viktor's funeral because he had no family member. He stays in Arxane AU for a couple mor days to ensure that Viktor's legacy would be in the history books, then leaves. Jayce promises to honor Viktor by remembering him, even sometimes he doubts himself if it ever happened.

3. Viktor slipped into a temporary coma and Jayce gets him the cure in modern au. Jayce introduces him to the modern world aND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER (they made the device in modern au as well and they sometimes visit arcane au because Viktor misses it)

nope, im still not over destiel and ill never be, because they robbed us from an incredibly deep and elaborate queer romance story where the focus wasn't them being queer

the focus wasn't for a romance to happen either, that's why it's so good, it was organic, it was a slow burn relationship turned into something insanely meaningful happening alongside the main plot

and it was in the 2000s-2010s, it meant something

Im convinced Cas pretends not to know certain human things to keep people he doesn’t like away

-like he somehow acquired and learned to use a cellphone all on his own and called Sam as early as season 5

-he learned to drive when he lost his wings

-his angel army had a whole control room setup and bartholomew’s facial recognition software did not phase him one bit

-he somehow found an exacto knife when he needed one and proceeded to carve sigils on his chest

-he managed to stay hidden from angels, demons, BMOL when on the run with Kelly

but the moment you need him to do something he doesn’t want to, he suddenly has no idea how the world works. he turns into a cute little meow meow who can barely tell you his own name. 10/10 the bastard is playing everyone all the time

we as a fandom should draw more sam in babygirl poses it would heal us methinks

Nobody:

me: im gonna read fanfiction and watch 15 seasons of the best worst tv ever made