chaoticacademiaprocrastinator

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I won’t ever see CRISPR the same again.

What’s Spn brainrot doing in my CRISPR guide pdf?

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

HEAR ME OUTTT

MODERN AU JAYCE/ARCANE AU VIKTOR

tw: pain, injury, death

Jayce got isekaid (fell asleep while playing LOL/got hit by a truck) to Arcane AU. Jayce is confused by everything. He found himself waking up days after the explosion in his apartment. Then he was sent to trial immediately, but initially thought it was a drwam/prank that he started rambling about his reailty. Some people with alternative selves from where Jayce is from (Ximena, Caitlyn, Kirammans, Councillor) which was why he thought it was a prank.

Got expelled, then got branded as crazy person, then realized he could feel pain but also knew that his memories were real. He theorized that if he could recreate the accident it might return him home but VIKTOR APPEARED and stopped him from doing it (he thought he was gonna jump)

Viktor was intrigued by the Alternate Universes then showed the hextech reseearch to Jayce, which belonged to Arcane!Jayce. Jayce kind of understood it in a sense it had a mirror to physics.

Focuses initially on inventing travelling device, but realized hextech could be use to cure Viktor. And when he realzied they were running out of time (Vik is dying), he researched more on Vik's disease. Jayce theorized there might be a cure in his modern au for Vik's lung disease. So they trY TO MAKE HEXTECH TRAVEL DEVICE TO CURE VIK BEFORE HE DIES

Lowkey want to end that Vik dies when they almost completed it. Like for example Vik said he'll just sleep then thanks Jayce for giving him hope, then Jayce tells him sweet dreams, but Jayce didnt realize that was their last conversation. Next morning, Jayce had finally solved the last puzzle but Viktor wouldnt wake up.

Ending can go two ways:

1. Jayce cant accept it and tries to turn on machine, carrying Viktor with him. When Jayce wakes up, he's back again in his world but no Viktor. He thinks everything that has happened was a dream, but still could remember the pain from losing Viktor, until he meets modern Viktor :3

2. Jayce arranges Viktor's funeral because he had no family member. He stays in Arxane AU for a couple mor days to ensure that Viktor's legacy would be in the history books, then leaves. Jayce promises to honor Viktor by remembering him, even sometimes he doubts himself if it ever happened.

3. Viktor slipped into a temporary coma and Jayce gets him the cure in modern au. Jayce introduces him to the modern world aND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER (they made the device in modern au as well and they sometimes visit arcane au because Viktor misses it)

I will find you by Ruelle is so jayvik coded istg the oomfies are making me want to cry in the library

I am studying medicine not in a Grey's anatomy, 21st century way, I am studying medicine in a 19th century, gothic, will become the next Victor Frankenstein, way.

I think there is something so beautiful about whether you are an artist or studying anatomy (or both) you WILL. develop a truly magnificent hate towards hands.

Zaun vik and Jayce

Little spoon Talis❤️

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

know your history.

Today, Dean throws paper in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of his usual scissors, leaving Sam frozen in a state of surprise while Dean celebrates not having to mop or vacuum

Team Free Will.

They're the same picture.

nope, im still not over destiel and ill never be, because they robbed us from an incredibly deep and elaborate queer romance story where the focus wasn't them being queer

the focus wasn't for a romance to happen either, that's why it's so good, it was organic, it was a slow burn relationship turned into something insanely meaningful happening alongside the main plot

and it was in the 2000s-2010s, it meant something

nope, im still not over destiel and ill never be, because they robbed us from an incredibly deep and elaborate queer romance story where the focus wasn't them being queer

the focus wasn't for a romance to happen either, that's why it's so good, it was organic, it was a slow burn relationship turned into something insanely meaningful happening alongside the main plot

and it was in the 2000s-2010s, it meant something

happy 12th year anniversary to this poster being used as promo for supernatural season 8. i think we never appreciated this one enough

graphic design really was someone's passion

castiel's confused head tilt rb if u agree

Attempting to finish supernatural as fast as humanly possible without failing school so I can type the words “Dean/castiel” into the ao3 search bar and finally read the 16 years worth of gay fanfiction I know is on there

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

completely based off this post

@samwinchesterstan

early seasons destiel was such a moment. cas appears in a barn after yelling incoherently at dean in a gas station and his hotel room, then proceeds to tell dean his greatest secrets, eyefuck him within an inch of his life, call sam an abomination, explode a few light fixtures for effect, and disappear… and the fandom was like oh yeah baby that’s romance!

MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THISBAOUHEKXBEJ

Im convinced Cas pretends not to know certain human things to keep people he doesn’t like away

-like he somehow acquired and learned to use a cellphone all on his own and called Sam as early as season 5

-he learned to drive when he lost his wings

-his angel army had a whole control room setup and bartholomew’s facial recognition software did not phase him one bit

-he somehow found an exacto knife when he needed one and proceeded to carve sigils on his chest

-he managed to stay hidden from angels, demons, BMOL when on the run with Kelly

but the moment you need him to do something he doesn’t want to, he suddenly has no idea how the world works. he turns into a cute little meow meow who can barely tell you his own name. 10/10 the bastard is playing everyone all the time

tbh fuck supernatural cus i’m standing in the grocery store and eye of the tiger is playing and all i can think about is some dumbass fictional man in his 40s with anger issues

It’s a shame how many people are missing out on quality pieces of literature all because they refuse to suffer through 244 hours of the CW’s Supernatural

do you guys ever think about how john literally groomed sam and dean to be the perfect lucifer vessel and michael sword without ever realising he was doing it. it would make him want to fucking die and yet he does it so perfectly. instils it into sam that he has no autonomy, no control over his life, unconsciously lets him know there is something Wrong about him. instils it into dean that his personhood is in hunting, that that’s how he’s useful and how he can be loved. and none of that’s intentional except maybe sam’s disempowerment. but it still happens.

dean was john’s sword long before he knew he’d be michael’s sword. and sam was john’s, full stop, long before he knew he’d be lucifer’s.

we as a fandom should draw more sam in babygirl poses it would heal us methinks