Telling A Vampire "youre Not Allowed In My House Anymore" And They Get Blasted Out Through The Nearest

Today, Dean throws paper in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of his usual scissors, leaving Sam frozen in a state of surprise while Dean celebrates not having to mop or vacuum

I won’t ever see CRISPR the same again.

What’s Spn brainrot doing in my CRISPR guide pdf?

I mean we already knew, but it’s still beautiful. Still destiel.

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

do you guys ever think about how john literally groomed sam and dean to be the perfect lucifer vessel and michael sword without ever realising he was doing it. it would make him want to fucking die and yet he does it so perfectly. instils it into sam that he has no autonomy, no control over his life, unconsciously lets him know there is something Wrong about him. instils it into dean that his personhood is in hunting, that that’s how he’s useful and how he can be loved. and none of that’s intentional except maybe sam’s disempowerment. but it still happens.

dean was john’s sword long before he knew he’d be michael’s sword. and sam was john’s, full stop, long before he knew he’d be lucifer’s.

castiel's confused head tilt rb if u agree

tbh fuck supernatural cus i’m standing in the grocery store and eye of the tiger is playing and all i can think about is some dumbass fictional man in his 40s with anger issues

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.