Thor And Peter Parker In Nature

Sam: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Steve: *gazing at Bucky* I want it like my fiance.

Sam: We don’t serve ugly popcorn.

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU

THERE’S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA

GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HaAAaAaAAAAAAD

So after a football game our band was messing around while some people were loading the trailer to leave. This random guy comes up to me from the other band and says "heres a token of my appreciation" and hands me a literal token??

I don’t remember if I posted this buttttt~~

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those nighttime band bus rides where people are napping or singing or laughing or listening to music and there’s the faint glow of the streetlights passing by and everything feels right in the world

Houses as Things My Marching Band Director Has Said

Gryffindor: "Homecoming is mandatory - no, let me be politically correct. Personatory. Not man, not woman, person."

Hufflepuff: "Football games are a non-thing where I let you relax, but I don't want them to be a non non-thing where you all don't even show up."

Ravenclaw: "I don't even have a music degree, I have a refrigeration and air conditioning degree."

Slytherin: "I'm only doing this to annoy [the other band director]. I come here every day just like you, I want to be entertained too."

Next up, tune in for Peter teaching Steve about Yeet. Inspiration: @hpinfalsettoland (Incorrect MCU Dialogue: Part 14)