Yeah. I Did It. And I'd Do It Again. I Will. Be Afraid.

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

Everyday I wake up, and my first thought is "Ah Fuck, I'm still alive." And then I have to go do my silly little tasks AGAIN. JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???!?!

if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”

does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

you wish to read the Gnome Tome? tch… we keep that one in the forbidden section for a reason, kid. come back when you’re jolly

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

Say something poignant, and then we'll talk.

I'm so flippin tired of having to wait my turn to kill people

meirl

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Ooghhhh... Roronoa Zaza...