Say Something Poignant, And Then We'll Talk.

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

Forgot to mention that while I still worked at McDonald's I met the night Manager.

I looked this poor man dead in his eyes, shook his hand, and said "Cheesed to meet you".

My brother in Christ,

What?

Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

See, this actually makes a lot of sense, because if you think about it... Shrimps is bugs.

mer!Naruto vers

Day 27.

Did something happen OP???

trees are more dangerous than people bc sometimes they used to be people, but then figured out how to be very still & ever-growing & functionally immortal. anyway Don’t Challenge The Trees bc sometimes trees are haunted. this has been a PSA.

NEW! TITS!

FOR MEN.

Yeah??? What about it???