So Far Today At Work I've Had To:

See, this actually makes a lot of sense, because if you think about it... Shrimps is bugs.

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Day 27.

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

Ah, wait I forgot:

Help two men try to make a call because their car broke down, which ultimately didn't work. I then let them use my phone, which apparently was out of minutes, despite me having never made a call in the last three months.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Thought this was about boats, and now I need to go lie down.

Wait are you a proshipper??

No??

Autism be damned my boy can reanimate the dead

But My Brother In Christ...

Have you considered that maybe...

I also want to see the Horsies?

people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car

Givin' em the ol Rizzle Dizzle

The ol Bapadaboo

Doing the stanky leg

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

YES!!!! NEIL!!!!!

You all know what tomorrow is

Yes.

what kind of skill set do you need to make a cursed item