Have A Scrumptious Morning My Lovely Mutuals. The Rest Of You Figure It Out

They're probably Frankensteining it in there or something idk not my business

lightening struck the capitol building on new years eve... not any kind of omen or anything

*whips out a magicians cape* and for my next trick, I will commit FUCKING ARSON.

Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!

Let's go

Imaginary Ornithology, Estelle Hanania

Why would you do this

the single most powerful thing you can do to eat ethically, is to eat locally

Found out my co-worker's name is fucking Brody. I am going to turn into a pile of sand

Spicy chibb