Just Born And Suck On Berry

It's okay... u can say Frankenstein... I understand...

one thing about me is I will always enjoy a special and miserable little man

I would like to clarify THE DRINK.

hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha

I was going to say something but i don't think anything can top that

list of sentences that convinced people to jump into an aqueduct

Okay but consider this, the homoerotic mad scientist is named Henry.

If I had a nickel for every time a mad scientist had a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Henry, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

👴☹️😭⭐👽

Not me despairing at an old man until aliens

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

Absolutely.

What an amazing spell!  Would you cast it? 

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

Thinkin' about the time my sibling called my saved clothes folder "Build-a-Gay: make your own homosexual"

For personal reasons I will be passing away, um-