No, 'cause THAT Sounds Like A Harry Potter Spell.

But My Brother In Christ...

Have you considered that maybe...

I also want to see the Horsies?

people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car

It's okay... u can say Frankenstein... I understand...

one thing about me is I will always enjoy a special and miserable little man

Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

Bro I am literally just waiting for Neil to bang out the tunes

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

like to charge, reblog to cast

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

Oh...

Hello there.

tap for a surprise

Thinkin' about the time my sibling called my saved clothes folder "Build-a-Gay: make your own homosexual"

For personal reasons I will be passing away, um-

Damn, I wish MY dick was an eagle's head. That sounds neato.

The Fall of the Rebel Angels (detail). Frans Floris de Vriedt ~ 1554 Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

I wish humans purred like cats so I'd know if I'm holding them right.