Hello There.

"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.

The verdict is out. As retribution for never having worked at the house of burger, I am doomed to spend two days in the late-night Mcdonald's. A fate only known to an unlucky few, that I will soon have to count myself a part of.

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It's over for you hoes

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

Everyday I wake up, and my first thought is "Ah Fuck, I'm still alive." And then I have to go do my silly little tasks AGAIN. JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???!?!

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

Every five minutes the automatic light at my work turns off on me like

Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to be doing aerobics in here :/

Amethyst sketch before starting my hw

Alternate title to Soldier, Poet King, by The Oh Hellos,

Cowboy, Ninja, Viking.