Can We Get...??? The Screen Cap??? Or???

Everyday I wake up, and my first thought is "Ah Fuck, I'm still alive." And then I have to go do my silly little tasks AGAIN. JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???!?!

Yeah??? What about it???

Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!

Hold on hoes, I think I might need to change my dosage. Apologies, we will resume this when I return.

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, OH HOLY BAGEL?

Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

But My Brother In Christ...

Have you considered that maybe...

I also want to see the Horsies?

people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car

I changed my sister's nickname on Instagram to 'The Creature 👽👽👽' and then five minutes later got a notification that she changed mine to 'gronch mcsquank'.

gronch mcsquank

Instagram, when I die, and my grave says 'gronch mcsquank', I hope you're in there with me.

Like with cheeks, or?

will someone draw a bumblebee butt? i just really want to know what that would look like for some reason...