Bugishere - Bug

Once in highschool I lent a girl two dollars.

Once, in highschool, I lent a girl two dollars and then she moved away.

Mickey Mouse: Runaway Brain Director: Chris Bailey | Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 1995

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

Fucker.

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

I did not remember reblogging this. But apparently I did at some point.

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

just born and suck on berry

The outside smells like cigarettes,

The change rooms smell like man sweat,

The back smells like Doritos,

The doors all smell like cleaner,

And I am alone.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, OH HOLY BAGEL?