Mickey Mouse: Runaway Brain Director: Chris Bailey | Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 1995

They could still be mean to me... I'd like the gift card though.

Part of me secretly believes that if I make a really, really good and perfect piece of art that it will prevent people from ever being mean to me again. They'll say, "Wait, aren't you the one that made the really, really good and perfect piece of art? I'm so sorry for what I said. I thought the art was so good. I wish I had never hurt your feelings, now that I realize you are the one who made the art. I also have decided to agree with your political opinions. Here's a gift card."

allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.

with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

Once in highschool I lent a girl two dollars.

Once, in highschool, I lent a girl two dollars and then she moved away.

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

Ah, but is it a crime to free just one?

I just want to walk through the forest with my titties out….. but the world is a cruel place and i am unable to live my dream.

poignant

give me a word and i’ll tell you not what it means but what it sounds like. example:

plethora. scientific word for a single sucker on a giant squid tentacle

VET BILL

I have to take my cat to the vet tomorrow morning for an emergency appointment. I think he has an abscess in his lower jaw and I’m not sure how much the visit, treatment, and medication will cost. I’m really nervous cause I’ve never had to take a pet in to get emergency treatment before. If any of you would like to donate to help me cover the possible costs I’d really appreciate it. Below is a picture of his mouth on the left you can see the swelling in his bottom left jaw that makes it difficult for him to close his mouth completely. If anything bad happens to my cat lm not sure what I’ll do I love him so much.

If you can donate below are my cash app, Venmo and PayPal. I have another donation post set up for my bf so plz specify what the funds are for if you can.

Cash app: $imaniispoor

Venmo: imaniispoor

PayPal.me/imanif22