Just Heard A Skeleton Skitter Past ...

Forgot to mention that while I still worked at McDonald's I met the night Manager.

I looked this poor man dead in his eyes, shook his hand, and said "Cheesed to meet you".

My brother in Christ,

What?

Come on guys be nice it happens to the best of us

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

Sometimes, everyone knows the answer, but no-one is willing to tell you what it is.

Vintage lobster postcards.

👴☹️😭⭐👽

Not me despairing at an old man until aliens

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

I'm a level 45 master necromancer and I STILL don't know what's up with the arena or what's good to have in a deck or literally anything. I pick the cool ones idc.

Truly I'm still in 2011 playing wizard101. I don't know dick from squat when it comes to battle strategy and equipment grinding and pet breeding and on and on and on. All I know is hit thing harder than it hit me, like god intended. Yes I lose battles a lot why do you ask

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

SO SMALL

meirl

Sheryl at my work totalled her blender this morning by leaving a spoon in it.

Girl???

GET OUT OF THE ROADDDD