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does the meth affect the taste of the gator

tummy grumbles have me hauling ass across the store white knuckling the cart, hoping I don't shit myself

Nothing is worse than bumping your headphones and turning on ambient mode. You're just watching your silly little videos one second, and the next, you're in the trenches during a storm praying to a god who will not answer for a mercy that will not be given.

just took a shit so nasty I had to shower immediately afterwards

had to go elbow deep in the couchussy to get the remote

sometimes your elbow is liked by a little creature in the night, and you just have to live with that

bathroom smelled, and now my lungs are pumpkin spice scented

Horrid sister, mother, cooks me in the winter to keep you warm!

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

Thought the Mountain Dew soda streamer was Mountain Dew scented dryer breads.