Drinking Piggly Wiggly Water Of Unknown Origin Is Like Playing Russian Roulette. You Can Get Pool Water,
Drinking Piggly Wiggly water of unknown origin is like playing Russian Roulette. You can get pool water, water that was sitting outside to long on field day on the last day of school, Satan's toilet water, normal but slightly to the left, normal to the right, westbend, and slightly better than Dasani.
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