I Should Make Milk Jelly To Satisfy My Glue Drinking Desires

wait thats a bong

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

gay apparel donned #jolly

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.

watching the matrix but while in cat ears so people know im watching it in the transgender way and not the alt right way

cant moan in pain anymore, because of woke. now a guy has to writhe silently

why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me