Very Stereotypical White Guy Thing To Say But I Genuinely Think I Would Be Significantly Happier If I

of course ur fuckin trans, you were obsessed with the emo guy from abc3s nowhere boys.

thank you i shall treasure it.

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

gonna be real this jigsaw guy should invest in better quality cameras

usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.

I like my men like i like my coffee: mysterious omens of disaster that will kill you in high dosage

hey babe, heard you like pathetic men. well i just accidentally spilled a glass of water down my front then instantly burst into tears. yes im available

Longhorn beetle Miku!

people in my dreams are so mean sometimes...i created you dude, can you chill?

i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat