Im So Sad Right Now But ☝️ I Also Know Many Cool Things

i was made to do repetitive manual labour while telling stories to children, i yearn for butter churning and wood chopping and weaving.

new he would not fucking say that: they would not fucking have a parent-child relationship

“I never imagined this even in my wildest fantasies”

well clearly you’re shit at fantasising, i’ve imagined far more self indulgent things

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

some bastard is on my fav anxiety attack staircase

i had two puffs of a joint yesterday and today i cant feel my face at all

I was bored in class

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)