I Can’t Believe I’m Still Not Used To This Body And I’ve Been Trapped In It For So Long

Me: Nah, I'm not getting my hopes up.

Narrator: Her hopes, were in fact, up.

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

Home is where the water tastes normal.

Harry: Here, Albus! I got you a ferret to take with you to Hogwarts!

Albus: I told you I wanted a ca-

Harry: A ferret is so much cooler

*later*

Albus: *is rolling his trolly holding is ferret on platform 9 3/4*

Draco: *locks eyes with Harry from across the platform and sees the ferret*

Draco: ...you son of a bitch

Me: *clicks kudos on Ao3*

Ao3: You've already left kudos here :)

Me:

Me:

Me: I've read this?? When did I??

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

#the gayest scene to ever gay

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco