A Surprise Pride And Prejudice Engagement

the biggest con in history!

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

#the gayest scene to ever gay

anyone else having a…hmm. what’s the word? Really Shit Time? 

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

Me: *clicks kudos on Ao3*

Ao3: You've already left kudos here :)

Me:

Me:

Me: I've read this?? When did I??

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long