Me Trying To Infiltrate The Adult World

Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

the biggest con in history!

Me: Nah, I'm not getting my hopes up.

Narrator: Her hopes, were in fact, up.

Harry: Here, Albus! I got you a ferret to take with you to Hogwarts!

Albus: I told you I wanted a ca-

Harry: A ferret is so much cooler

*later*

Albus: *is rolling his trolly holding is ferret on platform 9 3/4*

Draco: *locks eyes with Harry from across the platform and sees the ferret*

Draco: ...you son of a bitch

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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