Best Smolder Ever... Sir.

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)

There has got to be a pun in there somewhere…

Howzer gelato? ahahahaaha

You should see how many bugs Hera brought around. She never did try to stuff flowers in my armor, although our part of Ryloth wasn’t exactly teeming with greenery.

For @rain-on-kamino a lovely Howzer with tiney ladybug friend! :)

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What are your thoughts on Mayday's tropical paradise? Do you visit? Do you live there?

I visited once but he made fun of me so ruthlessly that I'm probably gonna stick to other vacation spots for now. At least until I get a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.

Uh… They were simping for me… The… the babes. You know. 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Looks like a pretty admirable dude.

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I’ve been told I’m supposed to answer questions… but I don’t have any. Anything I can enlighten you all about? In my “asks”?

Describe your ideal date?

I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold... all you need is a light pair of blacks under your armor.

The nerd gets pouches on every single limb of his body and no one bats an eye, but I get a hard time for a little extra utility after losing everything?

Seems fair.

(Nice artwork by the way.)

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES