All I See Is A Stunningly Handsome Individual With Eyes That Are As Soulful As His Eyebrows Are Expressive.

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

Sometimes I have reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

I think it’s a wildlife mating call of sorts?

Boop🐾

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@superiorsniper what’s this?

Do you like tea? I need to know. It’s important. I found an image that reminded me of you for some reason but that was under the assumption that you like tea.

Ehhh, tea is kinda weak…

but I actually really love it with some biscuits 👉🏻👈🏻

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

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Heyyyyyy Captain ;)

Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.

Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎

Hmm. We'll have to do some research.

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Do you have a thing for Twi'leks?

If by "thing" you mean a deep respect and enduring gratitude, then yes.

hahahahahaha "a crispy egg"

why do you guys do this to us 😂

I'm just saying

Um.

That's... Uhh.

That's not mine.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️