Purple: Green, I Beg Of You. Please, PLEASE Go To The Doctor.

Chosen: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Dark: Hey, Chosen.

Chosen: GODDAMNIT!

Dark: I'm just gonna start killing people.

Dark: Everything else is boring.

Red: Yellow, I want a bedtime story!

Yellow: I’m busy, Red. I’ll tell you one tomorrow.

Red: If you don’t tell me a story, I won’t go to bed!

Yellow: Once upon a time, there was a person named Red, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.

Red: I don’t like these stories with morals.

Yellow: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Second: YELLOW NO

Dark, wiping a fake tear from his eye: I taught them so well.

Green: You look mentally ill.

Purple: I am. Let’s go.

Purple: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Blue: >:O language

Red: Yeah watch your fucking language

Yellow: Okay, who taught Red the fuck word?!

Green: 'The fuck word'.

Second: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Green: Oh my god they censored it

Purple: Say fuck, Second.

Red: Do it, Second. Say fuck.

Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!

Chosen: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Dark: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

Blue: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Yellow: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Blue: Okay yeah thanks Yellow, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Green: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?