Dark: Who Wants To Make Fifty Bucks?

Purple, sweating: Green, there’s something I need to ask you-

Green: Finally! You’re proposing!

Purple: How’d you know?

Green: Purple, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Green: I even picked it up once.

Green: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yellow will and will not eat.

Red: Grass? Yes!

Green: Moss? Yes!!

Red: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Green: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Red: Worms? Sometimes!

Green: Rocks? Usually nah.

Red: Twigs? Usually!

Green: Blue's cooking? Inconclusive!

Second: How did you… test this?

Green: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Second: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Chosen: What do you have?

Dark: A KNIFE!

Chosen: NO!

Blue: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Chosen: You're alive.

Dark: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Green: What's your greatest fear?

Purple: Not being loved and appreciated.

Green: ...

Green: Damn, that's deep.

Green: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

Chosen: I want to kiss you.

Dark, not paying attention: What?

Chosen: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

Second: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Gang: Awwww-

Second: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Gang: Oh.

Purple: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Green: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Second: And you just ran away?!

Purple: I didn't expect them to flirt back!