Dark: Did You Just Call Me A Shrimp Asshole? I'm Still Growing Dammit!

Green: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Yellow: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Green: Dipshit.

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Purple: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Red: That sounds like a challenge.

Purple: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Red: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Purple: There is no challenge!

Yellow: I'm the smartest, wisest person of the group

Green: Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Yellow: I paid for my candy bar, I'm getting my candy bar.

Yellow starved to death

Yellow: I am charging my phone in school secretly.

Yellow: Mastermind over here.

Dark: *kills Second*

Second: No thanks.

Second: I'm god.

Red: Yellow, I want a bedtime story!

Yellow: I’m busy, Red. I’ll tell you one tomorrow.

Red: If you don’t tell me a story, I won’t go to bed!

Yellow: Once upon a time, there was a person named Red, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.

Red: I don’t like these stories with morals.

Green: Purple, do you love me?

Purple: Of course I do!

Green: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Purple: Well, of course I… would…

Green: I mean something really, really—

Purple: Green, what did you do?

*queue influencer arc montage*

Green: When was the last time you cried?

Purple: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?

Green: Really? That recent?

Purple: Y-Yeah, is that an i-issue? *starts crying again*