Yellow, After Getting A Library Card: Now I Know What True Power Feels Like.

Victim: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dark: Not if they consent to it.

Chosen: Depends on who your stabbing.

Second: YES??!!?

Yellow: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.

Purple: You hang out with Red, Second, Green, and Blue.

Purple: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.

Second, pointing out Dark's black clothes: Whose funeral is it? Dark, looking around the room: Hmm... Haven't decided yet.

Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.

Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?

Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.

Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?

Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.

Blue: Oh my god.

Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.

Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.

Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.

Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)

Chosen: There's no way they like me back.

Yellow: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Chosen: Dark would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

Second: Dark and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Chosen: What did you do?

Second: Dark chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Dark: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

*out grocery shopping*

Red: *takes a free sample twice*

Red: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Yellow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Dark: Did you just call me a shrimp asshole? I'm still growing dammit!