Blue: Why Do Soap Smell So Good But Taste So Bad?

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Second: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Dark: Please, just say fuck.

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Green: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Red: That's deep.

Blue: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Red: That's even deeper

Yellow: ...You guys are idiots.

Chosen: You need to stop swearing so much.

Dark: Shut the fuck up.

Chosen: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Dark: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Chosen: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Dark: Shit the beep up.

Chosen:

Dark: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

Dark: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Chosen: Not by the law!

Yellow: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Red: I went to the park today.

Yellow: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Red: *opening their coat* This duck.

Yellow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Dark: Goodnight to the love of my life, Chosen, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Dark: I prevented a murder today.

Second: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Dark: Self-control.