Yellow: Ducks Are Better Than Rabbits.

U know what I will respond. My personality shall b semi-revealed to the public. If you don't like it and want to move on to the quotes then ignore it with the wonderful gift of free will.

*walks onto the red carpet while tripping every 2 steps*

At some point before getting into this fandom, I was but a little child with very few friends (only one part of that has changed). While outside in like... alrt idk when but I was 7. My singular friend was out sick for the week and these two random ppl a year older than me came up and were like "hey you look lonely wanna play?" I said yes. I third wheeled with them for the week until my friend got back and didn't think more about it. Fast forward to like a year or two ago. I was in high school, and actually had another friend. They invited me to sit with them at lunch and they introduced me to their friend group. And LO AND BEHOLD who do I find in that friend group other than one of the two random ppl I encountered like 7 years ago. They did not recognize me. I recognized them. There was also another person in the friend group I knew from when I was like 12. It's like the universe collaborated to bring all the ppl I'd randomly encountered in my life into one place.

Again if u don't wanna read about this then just don't I'm sure there's at least one person on here who follows me bc they don't want any personality they just want funny content.

Uhhhhh *proceeds to notice my lack of mutuals who I talk to besides the one who tagged me*

Anyone feel free to reblog if ur heart so desires. I have one friend and that is the one who tagged me.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Red: Why is Blue making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Yellow!

Yellow: It’s because I’m Blue’s favorite.

Red: I hate you.

Dark: I prevented a murder today.

Second: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Dark: Self-control.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Blue, Purple, and Second: *spinning a little and talking*

Green, Red, and Yellow: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Second: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Chosen: Yeah-

Dark: *kicks in the door*

Random person on the street: If you had to choose between your son and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Navy: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Purple: Dad!

Random Person: 63 cents.

Navy: …I’ll take the money.

Purple: DAD!!!

Yellow: Any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?

Dark: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, YOU BETRAYED ME" then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting.

Yellow:

Yellow: I like the way you think.

Red: Yellow, I want a bedtime story!

Yellow: I’m busy, Red. I’ll tell you one tomorrow.

Red: If you don’t tell me a story, I won’t go to bed!

Yellow: Once upon a time, there was a person named Red, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.

Red: I don’t like these stories with morals.

Dark: I am literally evil incarnate.

Dark: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Dark: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Dark: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Dark: What is a villain without a hero? Successful.

Second: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villains?

Dark: Yes.