Red: If You Are A Game Designer And You Force Me To Kill Wolves AND You Have Them Make Sad Puppy Noises,

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Chosen: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Dark, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Green: I believe in you, Purple!

Purple, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Green can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

Purple: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant oth-

Green: I wrote you a song.

Purple, already crying: You did?

Green: Who hurt you?

Purple: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Green: ...Yes, actually.

Dark, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Chosen, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Blue: Last night I found out Yellow is a sleep talker.

Second: Oh, really?

Blue: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Green: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Purple: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

Second: Hey Dark, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Dark, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Second: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Dark!

Green: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.