Second: That’s Illegal, Right?

Second, pointing out Dark's black clothes: Whose funeral is it? Dark, looking around the room: Hmm... Haven't decided yet.

Dark: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Purple: Gender? Ha, yeah. I totally have one of those, definitely. There's some sort of gender around here, gimmie a second.

Purple, throwing dirty laundry around: Shit. I know it was here... I saw it yesterday!

Purple, crawling around on the floor, looking under things: Ugh... Sorry, gimmie a sec... I swear, I had it just the other day...

Yellow: I am charging my phone in school secretly.

Yellow: Mastermind over here.

Purple: Where are you going?

Green: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Purple: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

King, knowing full well that Purple got Green an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Purple: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Second: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Gang: Awwww-

Second: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Gang: Oh.

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.

Dark: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Primal: Ballista is a little bitch.

Hazard: Why?

Primal: Number one, they're little. Number two, they're a bitch.