Green: "It's Easy To Forget What A Sin Is In The Middle Of A Battlefield."

Alright I've decided to actually mention this but go check out @sxncvut because they did a really cool comic version of this.

Here it is hehehe go check it out :)

*gang is chilling in the house*

*knocking at the door*

Second: Was Purple supposed to come over today?

Green: I don't think so-

*loud boom*

Dark, walking through where the door just was: We're here!

Second: Oh, hi Dark! Hi Chosen and Vic!

Yellow: What happened to the door?

Dark: APRIL FOOLS!

Yellow: BURNING DOWN THE DOOR IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE?!

Dark: Technically, the door exploded, much quicker and more efficient.

*later*

Dark: Well, bye you little suckers!

Second: Bye Dark! Sorry the others couldn't see you off

Dark: Nah, it's okay. Come on Chosen, come one Vic let's head out

Second, already ducking behind the couch: NOW GUYS!

Red, Yellow, Green, and Blue: GLITTER ATTACK!

Dark: Wha-

*glitter bombs are thrown*

*The Dark Lord is now covered in glitter*

Chosen, patting Dark on the back: Happy April Fools Day

Blue: When's the last time you slept?

Yellow: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Yellow: A few- how many?!

Yellow: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Blue: What you need is sleep!

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!

Dark: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

Purple: Hi, do you take walk-ins?

The Morgue: What?

Green: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Yellow will and will not eat.

Red: Grass? Yes!

Green: Moss? Yes!!

Red: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Green: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Red: Worms? Sometimes!

Green: Rocks? Usually nah.

Red: Twigs? Usually!

Green: Blue's cooking? Inconclusive!

Second: How did you… test this?

Green: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Second: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Second: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Dark, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.

Dark: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Blue: If I fall…

Yellow: I’ll be there to catch you.

Purple: *looks at Green* What if I fall?

Green: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dark: *watches these two interactions*

Dark, to Chosen: And if I fall?

Chosen: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

Yellow: Did you take out Purple as I requested?

Green: Purple has been taken out, yes.

Yellow: You have my grat-

Green: It was a great restaurant.

Green: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Green: Purple proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.