Green: We’ve Been Conducting An Ongoing Study To See What Yellow Will And Will Not Eat.

*Second is fighting a monster*

Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Second: The power to believe in myself!?

Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!

Purple: Red, why are you crying?

Red: This book is so sad!!

Purple, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Purple: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

King: Purple, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Purple: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Blue: When's the last time you slept?

Yellow: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Yellow: A few- how many?!

Yellow: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Blue: What you need is sleep!

Chosen, talking to Second: Well Second, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Dark do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.

Second: …

Dark, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Dark: You can trust me! Remember who pulled you out of the river when you were younger?

Chosen: Remember who pushed me in?

Dark: *walks into the room*

Second: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?

Chosen: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Purple: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Red: ...I did. I broke it.

Purple: No. No you didn't. Green?

Green: Don't look at me. Look at Yellow.

Yellow: What?! I didn't break it.

Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Yellow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Green: Suspicious.

Yellow: No, it's not!

Second: If it matters, Blue was the last one to use it.

Blue: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Red: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Purple.

Purple: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Green: Purple... Yellow's been awfully quiet.

Yellow: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Purple, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Purple: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Purple:

Purple: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Dark: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

Purple: What do you say after you kiss someone?

Green: Don't forget to like and subscribe.